Cannibal Bunny Fufu

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My niece and nephew love the Little Bunny Fufu song. To the point of annoyance. I made up my own lyrics to the song. It’s probably a good thing they don’t know what cannibal means. The face my niece and nephew gave me was of sheer horror. “Stew? You want to make Rabbit stew Auntie M?”

“Sure. Why not?”

“Ewwww!” says one. “That’s rude,” says the other.

I didn’t have the heart to explain that people eat rabbits all the time. But I did write down the lyrics.

Enjoy.

Cannibal Bunny Fufu hoping through the Forrest, scooping up other bunnies and biting off their heads.

Down came the Blue Fairy and she said, “Cannibal Bunny Fufu I don’t want to see you eating other bunnies and starting with their heads. I’ll give you three more chances and then I’m going to turn you into stew.”

The next day…

Cannibal Bunny Fufu hoping through the Forrest, scooping up other bunnies and biting off their heads.

Down came the Blue Fairy and she said, “Cannibal Bunny Fufu I don’t want to see you eating other bunnies and starting with their heads. I’ll give you two more chances and then I’m going to turn you into stew.”

The next day…

Cannibal Bunny Fufu hoping through the Forrest, scooping up other bunnies and biting off their heads.

Down came the Blue Fairy and she said, “Cannibal Bunny Fufu I don’t want to see you eating other bunnies and starting with their heads. I’ll give you one more chance and then I’m going to turn you into stew.”

The next day…

Cannibal Bunny Fufu hoping through the Forrest, scooping up other bunnies and biting off their heads.

Down came the Blue Fairy and she said, “Cannibal Bunny Fufu I don’t want to see you eating other bunnies and starting with their heads. I gave you three chances to learn how to be more human with your murders. Now I’m going to turn you into stew.” The Blue Fairy snapped her fingers and made a pot of rabbit stew.
The moral of the story… Hare today, stew tomorrow.

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